Tale of a Stalker

Once upon a time, during the MIRC era in the early 00's, I chatted with a guy named Taufiq (bukan nama sebenar. *wink*) I had a HUGE crush on him because:

a. He's CUTE. Totally my type. (I've seen his picture. He's photogenic, at least. ;p)

b. His name is TAUFIQ. ("Taufiq & Hidayah" does have a nice ring to it, kan? Aiyooo.. berangan!) 

c. His English is superb. (My kryptonite)

After 1 year of knowing him online, we lost contact with each other. Bummer.

I would be lying if I were to tell you that I have never tried searching his name on facebook/twitter, once in awhile.

Just 10 minutes ago, I tried googling his name. 22,400 results came up and I clicked the third link randomly. 

Lo' and behold, the elusive Taufiq. I FOUND HIM!

But the blog post is about his wedding. *cue thunderstorm and heavy rain*